: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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