Non-Jews are for practice
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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