I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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