i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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