I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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