Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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