I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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