O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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