is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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