i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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