Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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