hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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