He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I want to fling myself into the sun
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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