Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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