I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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