you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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