i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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