Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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