i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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