I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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