I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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