i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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