its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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