What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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