She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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