I could have mohawked her pubes.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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