He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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