the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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