i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
