My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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