You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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