please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
im holly from the hills drunk
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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