That's intense
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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