This girl is more easily done than said...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
well most of my day revolves around power hour
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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