Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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