atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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