i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
jump out the window naked night went bad
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
