What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
