yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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