New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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