Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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