PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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