im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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