porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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