My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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