Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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