If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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