His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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