I CAN MOONWALK!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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