He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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