He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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