"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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