he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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