If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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