so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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