is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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